Local Woman Has Onion Breath
A local woman was spotted (or smelled) today with onion-breath in the Gramercy section of Manhattan. 29, the woman left a trail of a putrid-smelling onion odor as she rounded the corners of this toney neighborhood. Please be advised to be on the lookout for an extremely attractive woman who appears 10 years younger than her age. However, be warned her breath is dangerous and likely deadly.
A bystander who was familiar with the woman (but refused to reveal her identity) stated, "Well, that doesn't surprise me. Actually, she is often oniony."
Another bystander and proclaimed mutual acquaintance announced, "Stinky's done it again!"
posted by JTL at 4:35 PM
2 Comments:
"I attempted to kiss this woman, but the odor was just too much."
"However, this woman is learning to monitor her breath by minimizing her intake of onion dip. I have since married her."
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